shaved and doesn't rave ([info]githnaur) wrote,
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An odd call this morning, local social services don't have anyone available to do the kind of work we do for them, so I and at least one colleague may well end up getting a job pretty much on the day of our redundancy - if it goes through of course.

I'm told being chased by an employer is a good thing and looks nice on a CV. I wonder if it will allow me to request extravagant working conditions, i.e. chilled litre of smirnoff on-vehicle at all times, cheerleader squad chanting my name on entering/leaving the workplace as i make victorious gestures...

If nothing else, it would be a stop-gap solution - kind of handy. No further details as yet so we'll see.

Back to hammering out a workable business model for my current job. They don't really realise what manner of can of worms they opened when they asked for suggestions and changes to what the department currently does.

Meh.

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[info]littleonions

July 14 2005, 03:34:46 UTC 6 years ago

Well that's something old bean.

[info]stephogroove

July 14 2005, 21:02:17 UTC 6 years ago

You could be like me and decide to go into porn instead of trying to get another job : )

[info]githnaur

July 15 2005, 17:45:13 UTC 6 years ago

Coo, porn, now that would work.

Hrm.

Realistically though, there is surely only a set amount of diving you can do before it becomes dull and ye can't hide it anymore. Think they call that "The 1,000 pussy stare"...or possibly pout.

Still, could be fun trying to find out exactly how much I guess :-P

Though, i'm pretty sure i wouldn't have the same luck as the lassie who did the OXO adds in regards to social acceptance after the fact and i'd get recognised and chased by people with pitchforks/burning torches :-/

Having last job as "hetro porn actor" would prolly look bad on my EMT application. Probably not as bad as "fluffer" or "woodsman" however. Let alone "jizz mopper" =D

p.s. word to all you jizz moppers out there, it's a slick job but someone needs to do it.

[info]stephogroove

July 15 2005, 17:59:00 UTC 6 years ago

True that about the jizz moppers. They should get so much more recognition.

[info]githnaur

July 15 2005, 18:01:17 UTC 6 years ago

Or a wellington allowance per-annum - if they don't already.
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